dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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