that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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