I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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