Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
This house was built for laser tag.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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