that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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