We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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