My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Who died my cat blue again?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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