going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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