I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Just pee around me
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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