Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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