8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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