They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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