Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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