I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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