She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
