Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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