i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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