i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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