Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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