belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
You can't just leave with hair like that
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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