New invention idea: vibrating tampons
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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