i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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