Jerry, you need to find god
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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