who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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