I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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