I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i can't believe i had my finger in that
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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