oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I will be naked everywhere
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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