do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Damn victory sex feels great
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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