Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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