id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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