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(757): View more from Virginia

I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.

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(208): View more from Idaho

know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing

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(310): View more from California

I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't

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(315): View more from New York

I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips

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(503): View more from Oregon

Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!

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(716): View more from New York

I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.

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