This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
