check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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