Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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