so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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