Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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