i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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