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• (509): View more from Washington

  Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol

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  HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator

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• (510): View more from California

  he said he didn't have a condom.

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  and you said?

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  that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't

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• (916): View more from California

  She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.

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• (315): View more from New York

  So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.

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  They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.

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• (619): View more from California

  I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!

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• (909): View more from California

  who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.

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• (310): View more from California

  Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself

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  What, a homewrecker?

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  Touché

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