I'm sorry my penis didn't work
"it" just moved
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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