You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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