im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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