Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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