if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
