I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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