Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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