Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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