it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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