Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
