She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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