Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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